What kind of people drink Gatorade?!
- Cardio junkies who want the speed of a cheetah chasing its lunch. Featured: A cheetah chasing what will soon be lunch.
- Adrenaline jocks who enjoy activities that involve tempting death.
Knock knock Lucifer!! I'm comin' down!!"
- Sports enthusiasts who are not at all content with sitting in front of the TV playing video games.
"This is harder than it looks on the television screen..."
- Professional athletes whose only chance for fame, fortune, glory and a decent 6 living style.
We're still not entirely sure that its NORMAL to have orange Gatorade colors seeping from our bodies...
- Weight lifting dudes who want to be able to throw cars up 3 flights of stairs.
- Strong man competitions... Taking us back to the Flintstones.
"HULK SMASH!!!!"
I would like to note that the author of this site is not making fun of the competitors themselves in case one happens to read this. And if you ARE such a competitor; great work! Keep it up strong man!